ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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