I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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