Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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