Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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