omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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