3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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