it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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