When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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