I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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