just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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