question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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