I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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