Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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