please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
operation harelip BJ is a go
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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