do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
