I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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