We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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