so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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