Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Randomize
