dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Randomize
