maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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