Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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