I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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