To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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