Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
