party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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