On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
she told me i tasted like america
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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