I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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