I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Still dying that you shit outside
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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