census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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