if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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