She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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