Already got asked if we're dating
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so let's talk penis.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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