my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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