she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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