Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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