she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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