I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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