so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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