Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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