You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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