I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
