I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
