Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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