Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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