I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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