I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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