Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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