Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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