We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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