Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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