I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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