did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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