you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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