I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
