I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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