whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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