My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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