Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
There's always time for handjobs
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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