No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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