Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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