I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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